Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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