I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
