I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
