It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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