I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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