I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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