i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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