You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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