They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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