Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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