My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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