I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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