Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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