Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
porn star boner night. come get it.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm both gender and math confused
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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