normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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