People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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