Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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