But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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