so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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