Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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