this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
