and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
The feeling are messing with the penis
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
