No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Randomize
