have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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