I don't think brook has ever known best
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Randomize
