what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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