You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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