I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
we're making bets on your personal life
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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