thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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