is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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