Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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