You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
