Sry I called you an 8
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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