good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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