There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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