we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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