bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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