Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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