I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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