She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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