new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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