I looked at my own cervix.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
My balls are so social today.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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