He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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