it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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