So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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