Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
why do cheetos always look like penises
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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