just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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