Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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