remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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