u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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